STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS!!
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : If w! e become engaged will you
give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : I think the poorest people are
the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the
happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like
this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for
you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the
world
for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot
passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to
take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting?
MAN : NO, because you m! ake me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it
goes
in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something:
It
goes in both ears and comes out of the
mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says
I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure
you
love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the
whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important
to
us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the da! y time when we
don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee
black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was
in school, history was called current
affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher
: "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram:
Result
declared, past year's performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a
man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Patient : "What are the chances of
my
recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten
people
die of the disease you have. Yours is
the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".

10) ! Teacher : " George Washington not
only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had
the axe in is hand."

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